Apr 2, 1969 - Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
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John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet.
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| Movie | 2005 | Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit | Mr. Windfall (voice) | |
| Movie | 2008 | Inkheart | Darius | |
| Movie | 2002 | 24 Hour Party People | Charles | |
| Movie | 1997 | The Man Who Knew Too Little | Dimitri | |
| Movie | 2021 | Last Train to Christmas | Vic | |
| Movie | 1996 | Roger Roger | Barry | |
| Movie | 2003 | Appointment with Dr. Terrible | Interviewee – Actor | |
| Movie | 2001 | Station Jim | Harold | |
| Movie | 2013 | Dementamania | ||
| Movie | 2022 | Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs | Self | |
| Movie | 1999 | The Flint Street Nativity | Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper | |
| Movie | 2022 | Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More | Self | |
| Movie | 2021 | Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! | Narrator | |
| Movie | 2019 | Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped | Narrator | |
| Movie | 2013 | Pulp | Dave Burns | |
| Movie | 1997 | The Girl with Brains in Her Feet | Mr. Loughborough | |
| Movie | 2007 | Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' | Self - Narrator (voice) | |
| Movie | 2010 | The Road to Coronation Street | Harry Kershaw | |
| Movie | 1998 | Up 'n' Under | Stan | |
| Movie | 2004 | Fat Slags | Foreman | |
| Movie | 2014 | Northern Soul | Terry | |
| Movie | 2023 | Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy | Self | |
| Movie | 1995 | Dangerous Lady | ||
| Movie | 2022 | Red Riding Hood: After Ever After | Plank | |
| Movie | 1994 | Pauline Calf's Wedding Video | Fat Bob | |
| Movie | 2006 | The Dealer | Bat | |
| Movie | 2016 | Billionaire Boy | Len | |
| Movie | 2016 | Grimsby | Bob Tolliver | |
| Movie | 2016 | Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle | Kevin Ruddock | |
| Movie | 2013 | Help Point | Stephen | |
| Movie | 2021 | Les Dawson Lost Tapes | Self | |
| Movie | 2015 | Fungus The Bogeyman | ||
| Movie | 2012 | Uncle Wormsley's Christmas | Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers | |
| Movie | 2009 | Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley | Bill (Flowerpot Man) | |
| Movie | 2000 | Born Romantic | First Cab Driver | |
| Movie | 1995 | The Young Poisoner's Handbook | Nathan | |
| Movie | 2001 | Dog Eat Dog | Football Coach | |
| Movie | 1994 | Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd | Bernard Right On/Various | |
| Movie | 2017 | Dying Laughing | Self | |
| Movie | 1996 | VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon | ||
| Movie | 2012 | Evidently... John Cooper Clarke | Himself | |
| Movie | 1994 | Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era | Simon Joke | |
| Movie | 1998 | The Fast Show Live | ||
| Movie | 2019 | Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story | Himself | |
| Movie | 1999 | Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show | Self | |
| Movie | 1992 | The Weekenders | Policeman 1 | |
| Movie | 2019 | 7 Up & Me | Self | |
| Movie | 1998 | You Are Here | Peter Keggy | |
| Movie | 2020 | The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases | Himself, Various Characters | |
| Movie | 2020 | Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years | Self | |
| Movie | 2010 | The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa | Self | |
| Movie | 2016 | Caroline Aherne at the BBC | Self - Presenter | |
| Movie | 1993 | Paul Calf's Video Diary | Fat Bob | |
| Movie | 2013 | The Power of Darts | Narrator (voice) | |
| Movie | 2025 | The People Before | Knotweed Man | |
| Movie | N/A | Nightborn | ||
| TV Show | 1998 | Cold Feet | Pete Gifford | 61 |
| TV Show | 1988 | This Morning | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 1993 | Shooting Stars | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 1991 | Murder Most Horrid | Daniel Hoffmeyer | 1 |
| TV Show | 2007 | Skins | Sam Brooks | 1 |
| TV Show | 2005 | Monkey Trousers | 7 | |
| TV Show | 1995 | Fist of Fun | Pied Piper of Hamelin | 2 |
| TV Show | 2004 | Blackpool | 6 | |
| TV Show | 2003 | Comic Relief Does Fame Academy | 40 | |
| TV Show | 2003 | The Terry and Gaby Show | 1 | |
| TV Show | 2007 | Mobile | Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist | 3 |
| TV Show | 1994 | The Fast Show | Various Characters | 34 |
| TV Show | 2002 | Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 2000 | Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) | 1 | |
| TV Show | 2021 | Paul Sinha's TV Showdown | Self - Contestant | 1 |
| TV Show | 1992 | The Dead Good Show | Various | 1 |
| TV Show | 1997 | Midsomer Murders | Cooper Steinem | 1 |
| TV Show | 1995 | Coogan's Run | 3 | |
| TV Show | 2019 | This Time with Alan Partridge | Joe Beasley | 1 |
| TV Show | 1995 | Crapston Villas | 20 | |
| TV Show | 2006 | New Street Law | Charlie Darling | 14 |
| TV Show | 1996 | Pond Life | 20 | |
| TV Show | 2002 | Johnny Vaughan Tonight | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 2008 | Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 2006 | Ghosthunting With... | 12 | |
| TV Show | 2003 | Celebrity Mastermind | 1 | |
| TV Show | 2009 | Big Top | Geoff | 6 |
| TV Show | 2011 | The Jonathan Ross Show | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 1999 | It's Only TV But I Like It | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 2008 | All Star Mr & Mrs | 1 | |
| TV Show | 2009 | Angela and Friends | 1 | |
| TV Show | 2009 | Heads or Tails | Self - Contestant | 1 |
| TV Show | 2013 | Strange Hill High | Various (voice) | 26 |
| TV Show | 2007 | Kingdom | Nigel Pearson | 6 |
| TV Show | 2018 | The People's Vet | Self - Narrator | 1 |
| TV Show | 2001 | Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible | Sir Donald Tyburn | 1 |
| TV Show | 1993 | Harry | Royo | 2 |
| TV Show | 2022 | Sister Boniface Mysteries | Leonard Monk | 1 |
| TV Show | 2013 | Father Brown | John Banks | 1 |
| TV Show | 2020 | Dog Loves Books | Dog (voice) | 52 |
| TV Show | 1991 | Paul Merton: The Series | 1 | |
| TV Show | 2014 | Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 2011 | Sooty | The Boss | 1 |
| TV Show | 1994 | The Day Today | Treasurer | 1 |
| TV Show | 1992 | Blue Heaven | Waiter 2 | 1 |
| TV Show | 1995 | The World of Lee Evans | Customer | 1 |
| TV Show | 2022 | Dodger | Farmer Grundles | 1 |
| TV Show | 1952 | Flower Pot Men | 26 | |
| TV Show | 2001 | Murder in Mind | Alan Squires | 1 |
| TV Show | 1994 | Pie in the Sky | Andrew Vernon | 1 |
| TV Show | 2016 | Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit | 1 | |
| TV Show | 2008 | Celebrity Juice | Self | 3 |
| TV Show | 2007 | Engineering the World Rally | Himself - Narrator | 6 |
| TV Show | 2011 | Celebrity Antiques Road Trip | Self - Participant | 1 |
| TV Show | 2021 | The Weakest Link | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 1996 | Silent Witness | DI Warren Bull | 2 |
| TV Show | 1992 | Men Behaving Badly | Ken | 16 |
| TV Show | 2019 | Brassic | Colin Popov | 2 |
| TV Show | 1996 | Never Mind the Buzzcocks | Self - Panellist | 1 |
| TV Show | 2003 | Celebrity Mastermind | Self - Contestant | 1 |
| TV Show | 2024 | The Gentlemen | Frank | 1 |
| TV Show | 2018 | Celebrity Catchphrase | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 2017 | Richard Osman's House of Games | Self - Contestant | 10 |
| TV Show | 2016 | Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun | Self - Narrator | 247 |
| TV Show | 1994 | Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge | Petty Officer Alan Partridge | 1 |
| TV Show | 1994 | Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge | Joe Beasley | 1 |
| TV Show | 2013 | Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners | Self - Narrator | 44 |
| TV Show | 2005 | 8 Out of 10 Cats | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 1991 | Soldier Soldier | Sgt Dunn | 1 |
| TV Show | 2013 | Through the Keyhole | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 2011 | The Lock Up | Narrator | 14 |
| TV Show | 2024 | The 1970s: Those Were the Days | Self - Narrator | 2 |
| TV Show | 2020 | McDonald & Dodds | Jimmy Daly | 1 |
| TV Show | 2013 | Catchphrase | 1 | |
| TV Show | 2011 | Death in Paradise | DCI Chris Ricketts | 1 |
| TV Show | 1994 | Ready Steady Cook | Self - Guest | 1 |
| TV Show | 2018 | Shane the Chef | 52 | |
| TV Show | 2024 | Too Good to Be True | Geoff | 1 |
| TV Show | 1998 | Roger Roger | Barry | 8 |
| TV Show | 2013 | Through the Keyhole | Self - Panelist | 1 |
| TV Show | 2022 | Best Year Ever | Self - Actor | 4 |
| TV Show | 1964 | Top of the Pops | Self - Host | 1 |
| TV Show | 2011 | The Chase: Celebrity Special | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 2025 | Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night | Self - Team Captain | 1 |
| TV Show | 1996 | Saturday Live | Cabbie | 1 |
| TV Show | 2012 | BBC Comedy Feeds | Steve | 1 |
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| Movie | 2020 | The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases | Writer | Writing |
| Movie | 2019 | Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm | Director | Directing |
| Movie | 1994 | Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd | Writer | Writing |
| TV Show | 1994 | The Fast Show | Writer | Writing |
