Oct 31, 1963 - San Francisco, California, USA
Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups.
Media | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Movie | 2023 | Leo | Principal (voice) | |
| Movie | 2008 | Bedtime Stories | Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket | |
| Movie | 1992 | Home Alone 2: Lost in New York | Bellman | |
| Movie | 2004 | 50 First Dates | Ula | |
| Movie | 1998 | The Waterboy | Townie | |
| Movie | 2008 | You Don't Mess with the Zohan | Salim Yousfobdal | |
| Movie | 2006 | Comedy Club Shoot-out: Vol. 1 | Self | |
| Movie | 1999 | Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo | Deuce Bigalow | |
| Movie | 2001 | The Animal | Marvin Mange | |
| Movie | 1991 | Necessary Roughness | Chuck Neiderman | |
| Movie | 2001 | The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Hugh Hefner | Self | |
| Movie | 2005 | Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo | Deuce Bigalow | |
| Movie | 1993 | Surf Ninjas | Iggy | |
| Movie | 2009 | American Virgin | Ed Curtzman | |
| Movie | 2002 | The Hot Chick | Jessica | |
| Movie | 1999 | Big Daddy | Delivery Guy | |
| Movie | 1995 | Judge Dredd | Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson | |
| Movie | 1996 | Down Periscope | Lt. Marty Pascal | |
| Movie | 1993 | Demolition Man | Erwin | |
| Movie | 2005 | The Longest Yard | Punky | |
| Movie | 2006 | The Benchwarmers | Gus | |
| Movie | 2002 | Eight Crazy Nights | Chinese Waiter / Narrator (voice) | |
| Movie | 2007 | Big Stan | Big Stan | |
| Movie | 2008 | American Crude | Bill | |
| Movie | 2005 | The Aristocrats | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Movie | 1998 | Knock Off | Tommy Hendricks | |
| Movie | 2010 | The Chosen One | Paul | |
| Movie | 2010 | Grown Ups | Rob Hilliard | |
| Movie | 2006 | Shark Bait | Nerissa (voice) | |
| Movie | 2009 | Wild Cherry | Nathan McNicol | |
| Movie | 2011 | You May Not Kiss the Bride | Ernesto | |
| Movie | 1998 | Susan's Plan | Steve | |
| Movie | 1993 | Buddy | Dude 1 | |
| Movie | 2023 | Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America | Himself | |
| Movie | 2021 | The One and Only Dick Gregory | Self | |
| Movie | 2013 | InAPPropriate Comedy | J.D. | |
| Movie | 2012 | The Outback | Johnny (voice) | |
| Movie | 2012 | Dino Time | Dodger (voice) | |
| Movie | N/A | Amor es amor | Julian Rodin | |
| Movie | 2013 | Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust | Himself | |
| Movie | 1999 | Muppets from Space | TV Producer | |
| Movie | 1989 | The 13th Annual Young Comedians Show | ||
| Movie | 2016 | Norm of the North | Norm (voice) | |
| Movie | 2014 | Wings: Sky Force Heroes | Fred (voice) | |
| Movie | 1993 | The Beverly Hillbillies | Woodrow Tyler | |
| Movie | 2014 | 3 Still Standing | ||
| Movie | 2014 | Shelby: The Dog Who Saved Christmas | Shelby (Voice) | |
| Movie | 2014 | Jungle Shuffle | Chuy (voice) | |
| Movie | 2012 | The Reef 2: High Tide | Nerissa (voice) | |
| Movie | 2003 | Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley | Various (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Movie | N/A | The Animal 2 | Marvin Mange | |
| Movie | 1998 | Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998 | Self/Host | |
| Movie | 1996 | The Adventures of Pinocchio | Volpe | |
| Movie | 1998 | Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman | Self / Various Characters | |
| Movie | 2006 | Click | Prince Habeeboo (uncredited) | |
| Movie | 2013 | Frog Kingdom | Additional Voices (voice) | |
| Movie | 2015 | The Ridiculous 6 | Ramon | |
| Movie | 2015 | OMG, I'm a Robot! | Robo Joseph | |
| Movie | 2024 | Dead Wrong | Ethan Boggs | |
| Movie | 2024 | Triumph Presents: Let's Make a Poop Live | Self | |
| Movie | 2015 | Pups United | Benny (voice) | |
| Movie | 2004 | Around the World in 80 Days | San Francisco Hobo | |
| Movie | 1999 | SNL: The Best of Adam Sandler | Various Characters (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Movie | 2017 | Sandy Wexler | Firuz | |
| Movie | 2010 | 2010 San Francisco Giants: The Official World Series Film | narrator | |
| Movie | 1998 | Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live | Self / Various (archive footage) | |
| Movie | 2024 | Adam Sandler: Love You | Self | |
| Movie | 2003 | The Electric Piper | Rinky-Dink-Dink (voice) | |
| Movie | 2007 | I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry | Asian Minister | |
| Movie | 2006 | Grandma's Boy | Yuri | |
| Movie | 2006 | Little Man | Dinosaur Rex | |
| Movie | 2000 | Little Nicky | The Townie | |
| Movie | 1989 | Martians Go Home | Voyeur Martian | |
| Movie | 2001 | Playboy Mansion Parties Uncensored | Self | |
| Movie | 2012 | Wings | Dodo (voice) | |
| Movie | 2015 | Max Amini: Authentically Absurd | Himself | |
| Movie | 2002 | Mr. Deeds | Nazo | |
| Movie | 1995 | Stallone's Law: The Making of 'Judge Dredd' | Himself | |
| Movie | 2007 | Juliana and the Medicine Fish | ||
| Movie | 2018 | Adam Sandler: 100% Fresh | Self | |
| Movie | 2006 | Kings of Comedy USA | Self (archive footage) | |
| Movie | 2000 | Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997 | Self - Host | |
| Movie | 2020 | Hubie Halloween | Richie Hartman | |
| Movie | 2020 | The Wrong Missy | Komante | |
| Movie | 2020 | Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids | ||
| Movie | 2020 | Best of Stand-up 2020 | Self | |
| Movie | 2005 | Back to Norm | ||
| Movie | 2021 | Pups Alone | Jose (voice) | |
| Movie | 2022 | Home Team | Jamie | |
| Movie | 2022 | Daddy Daughter Trip | Larry Bublé | |
| Movie | N/A | Pledge Trip | ||
| Movie | N/A | Leo 2 | ||
| Movie | 1993 | Demolition Man | Erwin (uncredited) | |
| Movie | 2025 | Happy Gilmore 2 | Tricycle Cowboy | |
| TV Show | 1989 | Seinfeld | Bob Grossberg | 1 |
| TV Show | 1997 | Ally McBeal | Ross Fitzsimmons | 1 |
| TV Show | 2003 | Jimmy Kimmel Live! | Self | 2 |
| TV Show | 1996 | The Daily Show | Self | 2 |
| TV Show | 2005 | The Showbiz Show with David Spade | 1 | |
| TV Show | 1988 | LIVE with Kelly and Mark | 1 | |
| TV Show | 1985 | 227 | 1 | |
| TV Show | 1997 | The View | Self | 3 |
| TV Show | 2002 | RI:SE | 1 | |
| TV Show | 1992 | The Tonight Show with Jay Leno | Self | 7 |
| TV Show | 2004 | The Paul O'Grady Show | 1 | |
| TV Show | 2002 | American Idol | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 1993 | Late Night with Conan O'Brien | Self - Guest | 3 |
| TV Show | 2002 | Johnny Vaughan Tonight | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 1996 | Men Behaving Badly | Jamie Coleman | 35 |
| TV Show | 2004 | Live at Johnny's | 1 | |
| TV Show | 2019 | The Masked Singer | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 2019 | The Masked Singer | Hamster | 1 |
| TV Show | 1999 | The Martin Short Show | 1 | |
| TV Show | 1999 | Teen Choice Awards | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 2012 | ¡Rob! | Rob | 8 |
| TV Show | 2015 | Real Rob | Rob | 16 |
| TV Show | 1999 | Rove | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 2015 | Lip Sync Battle | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 2023 | Chip Chilla | Chum Chum (voice) | 12 |
| TV Show | 2023 | The Dinosaur Hour | 1 | |
| TV Show | 2023 | The Dinosaur Hour Extra | 1 | |
| TV Show | 1996 | The Rosie O'Donnell Show | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 1975 | Saturday Night Live | Self - Various Characters | 60 |
| TV Show | 2019 | Lights Out with David Spade | The Richmeister | 1 |
| TV Show | 1975 | Saturday Night Live | Self - Cameo (uncredited) | 2 |
| TV Show | 2019 | Lights Out with David Spade | Self - Panelist | 1 |
| TV Show | 2004 | On Air with Ryan Seacrest | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 2010 | Hot in Cleveland | Chill | 1 |
| TV Show | 2003 | Real Time with Bill Maher | Self | 2 |
| TV Show | 2001 | Primetime Glick | 1 | |
| TV Show | 2018 | GQ Presents: Iconic Characters | Self | 1 |
| TV Show | 1989 | Coach | Leonard Kraleman | 2 |
Media | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Movie | 1999 | Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo | Screenplay | Writing |
| Movie | 2005 | Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo | Screenplay | Writing |
| Movie | 2007 | Big Stan | Director | Directing |
| Movie | 2010 | The Chosen One | Director | Directing |
| Movie | N/A | Amor es amor | Director | Directing |
| Movie | 2022 | Daddy Daughter Trip | Director | Directing |
| Movie | 2007 | Big Stan | Producer | Production |
| Movie | 2002 | The Hot Chick | Writer | Writing |
| Movie | N/A | The Animal 2 | Producer | Production |
| Movie | N/A | The Animal 2 | Writer | Writing |
| Movie | N/A | The Animal 2 | Director | Directing |
| Movie | 1998 | Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1998 | Writer | Writing |
| Movie | 2001 | The Animal | Co-Producer | Production |
| Movie | 2010 | The Chosen One | Writer | Writing |
| Movie | 2001 | The Animal | Screenplay | Writing |
| Movie | 2010 | The Chosen One | Producer | Production |
| Movie | 2015 | Max Amini: Authentically Absurd | Director | Directing |
| Movie | 2013 | Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust | Executive Producer | Production |
| Movie | 2023 | Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America | Writer | Writing |
| Movie | 2000 | Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit 1997 | Writer | Writing |
| Movie | 2020 | Hubie Halloween | Co-Producer | Production |
| Movie | 2020 | Rob Schneider: Asian Momma, Mexican Kids | Screenplay | Writing |
| TV Show | 2012 | ¡Rob! | Creator | Creator |
| TV Show | 2015 | Real Rob | Creator | Creator |
