"They had everything to gain by not being a success!"
Broadway producer Max Bialystock and his accountant, Leo Bloom plan to make money by charming wealthy old biddies to invest in a production many times over the actual cost, and then put on a sure-fire flop, so nobody will ask for their money back – and what can be a more certain flop than a tasteless musical celebrating Hitler.
Max Bialystock
Leo Bloom
Ulla
Franz Liebkind
Roger DeBris
Carmen Ghia
Hold Me-Touch Me
Prison Trustee
Judge
Lick Me-Bite Me
Kiss Me-Feel Me
Mr. Marks
Usherette / Girl with Pearls / Little Old Lady / Bavarian Peasant
Usherette / Girl with Pearls / Little Old Lady / Tapping Brown Shirt
Workman / Little Old Lady
Bum
Bag Lady
Cab Driver
Misfit Showgirl
Brian the Set Designer
Kevin the Costume Designer
Scott the Choreographer / Donald Dinsmore / Little Old Lady / Bavarian Peasant
Shirley Markowitz / Little Old Lady
Sabu the Houseboy
Jason Green
Ticket Taker
Lead Tenor
Officer O'Toole
Officer O'Reilly
Officer O'Rourke
Jail Guard
Jury Foreman
Sing Sing Prison Guard
Hilda the Pigeon / Tom the Cat (voice)
Stormtrooper
Stormtrooper Mel
Little Old Lady
Ensemble
Jack Lapidus/ Soundtrack Vocallist
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady
Audience Member (uncredited)
Little Old Lady
Producer
Producer
Art Direction
Director of Photography
Director of Photography
Original Music Composer
Editor
Director
Casting
Costume Design
Screenplay
Production Design
Screenplay
Producer
Set Decoration
Choreographer
Associate Producer
Sound Designer
Unit Production Manager
Orchestrator
Associate Choreographer
Second Assistant Director
Sound Designer
First Assistant Director
Still Photographer
Key Grip
Additional Editor
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Unit Publicist
Sound Effects Editor
Dolly Grip
Sound Effects Editor
Assistant Costume Designer
Costume Supervisor
Makeup Department Head
Assistant Editor
Dialogue Editor
Dialogue Editor
ADR Mixer
Assistant Costume Designer
Hair Designer
First Assistant Camera
Second Assistant Camera
Production Sound Mixer
Camera Operator
Production Coordinator
ADR Mixer
Camera Operator
Chief Lighting Technician
Rigging Gaffer
Utility Sound
Production Accountant
First Assistant Accountant
Supervising Sound Editor
Negative Cutter
Sound Effects Editor
Stunt Coordinator
Property Master
Makeup Artist
Post Production Accountant
Music Editor
Dolby Consultant
Second Assistant Camera
Camera Loader
Makeup Designer
Wigmaker
Best Boy Electrician
Dolly Grip
Sound Effects Editor
Music Editor
Supervising Music Editor
Art Department Coordinator
Boom Operator
Special Effects Supervisor
Key Hair Stylist
Best Boy Grip
Assistant Set Decoration
Second Second Assistant Director
Script Supervisor
First Assistant Camera
Makeup & Hair
Hair Department Head
Payroll Accountant
Assistant Sound Editor
Costume Supervisor
Graphic Designer
Foley Artist
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Transportation Captain
Foley Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Digital Intermediate Producer
Digital Intermediate Editor
Assistant Sound Editor
Supervising ADR Editor
Foley Editor
Color Timer
Stunt Coordinator
Songs
Set Dresser
Stunts
Modeling