A Royal Commission Into The Australian Economy
Dame Victoria Market, under instructions from the Queen, holds an enquiry into why the Australian ecconomy does not work.

Nobby Clarke
Governor-General Bill Hayden / Sir William Gunn
Prime Minister Bob Hawke (Retired) / Prince Charles / Geoffrey Robertson / Queen Elizabeth II

Dame Victoria Market

Peter Harvey

Policeman / President George Bush (Retired) / James Balleu / John Hewson / Derryn Hinch

Mr. Cardigan / Mr. Trouser / Bill Kelty

Court Official / Paul Keating's Travel Agent / Laurie Oakes / Cleaning Lady
Alan Bond / Prime Minister Paul Keating

Malcolm Turnbull
Peter Harvey's Producer (voice)

Johnny Iwojima