"Carry On laughing until you have hysterics, but... Don't Lose Your Head!"
Amidst the French revolution, Citizen Robespierre is beheading the aristocracy! When word gets to England, noblemen Sir Rodney Ffing and Lord Darcy Pue take it upon themselves to aid their French counterparts. Sir Rodney is a master of disguise, and becomes 'The Black Fingernail' scourge of Camembert and Bidet, leaders of the French secret police.
Sir Rodney Ffing
Lord Darcy Pue
Jacqueline
Citizen Camembert
Duc de Pomfrit
Désirée Dubarry
Citizen Robespierre
Landlady
Henri
Malabonce
Sergeant
Captain of Soldiers
Second Lady / Girl at Execution
First Lady
Bidet
Girl
Third Lady
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