"Some wise guys aren't so smart!"
After the death of his older brother, Guiseppe "the guppy" Calzone becomes head of the Calzone Mob family. His aging father knows his son is not cut out for the job, so he sends him to "Mafia University". The head of a rival Mafia Family sees this as an opportunity to strike and bring the Calzone Family to its knees. Surrounded by danger, double-crossing and pasta.
The Rodfather
Guppy Calzone
The Oddfather
Don Na
Bugsy
Frito Calzone
Mama Calzone
Goldy
Sunny Calzone
Tracy Dick
Agent Hoover
Sonny's Babe
Tony "Flock You" Montana
Father O'Connell
Professor
Freedie Green
Self
Bank Clerk
Studio Executive
Writer
Busty Secretary
Waiter
Maitre D'
Director
Self
Self
Mr. President
Vinnie the Tailor
Skinny Guy
Don Juan De Marco
Don E. Brasco
Jack Ass
Toenail Lady
Gaffer
Phone Sex Lady
Transvestite Dancer
Wise Guy on T.V.
Clumsy Student
Sue
Billy Bob
Baby
Writer
First Assistant Director
Editor
Director of Photography
Casting
Executive Producer
Set Decoration
Wardrobe Supervisor
Key Makeup Artist
Set Costumer
Stunts
Production Designer
Executive Producer
Stunt Coordinator
Executive Producer
Stunts
Original Music Composer
Executive Producer
Art Direction
Line Producer
Stunts
Script Supervisor
Costume Designer
Stunts
Producer
Producer
Second Assistant Director
Production Coordinator
Set Costumer
Key Hair Stylist
Makeup & Hair Assistant
Stunt Coordinator
Assistant Production Coordinator
Costume Designer
Makeup & Hair Assistant
Second Unit Director of Photography
Special Effects Coordinator
Sound Mixer
Second Second Assistant Director
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Foley Recordist
Assistant Editor
Special Effects Assistant
Second Unit Director
ADR Recordist
ADR Editor
Foley Artist
Post Production Supervisor
Assistant Dialogue Editor
ADR Mixer
ADR Supervisor
Dialogue Editor
Foley Artist
Director