Fabricating credentials to score a last-ditch job as a high school guidance counsellor, a boozing, drug-addled former child star becomes an improbable hit with his students by dispensing the worst advice possible, in this hilarious reprobate comedy from writer-director-star Pat Mills.
David Gold
Jabrielle
Principal Newman
Brenda
Scott Howell
Desmond
Rhonda Langdon
Brent 'Ghost' Wark (as Alex Ozerov)
Nisha
Mr. Schlitz
Mrs. Schlitz (as Jen Goodhue)
Ginny
Ms. Kim
Mr. Ball
Andrea Simms
The Real Roland Brown
Lisa the Valedictorian Slut
Alexondria the Goth
Glen the Sound Guy
Apathetic Cashier
Waiter
John
Meagan
Doctor
Ginny’s Husband
Katie / Tanning Specialist
Liquor Store Teen Boy #1
Liquor Store Teen Boy #2
Female News Anchor
Prisoner #1 (as Aaron Giberson)
Prisoner #2
Prisoner #3
Officer Stockwell
Denise Crain (voice)
Cassandra Crain (voice) (as Nadine Roden)
Male Reporter
Director
Production Design
Director of Photography
Screenplay
Editor
Costume Design
Casting
Casting
Script Supervisor
Producer
Producer
Original Music Composer
Original Music Composer