The Malibu Beach Vampires
"Was it Worth the Pleasure?"
In addition to traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires. You know, such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.


Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
Vice President, Vampire Affairs

Colonel Oliver West
Rev. Tim Fakker
Congressman Terry Upstart
Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget
Pammy Faye Fakker
Wannabe Cher
Rocket Scientist

Census Taker

Barbara Bush Impersonator

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Brain Surgeon