Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail the seven seas, but the passengers turn out to be a rather strange bunch too. The SS Happy Wanderer will never be the same.
Captain Wellington Crowther
First Officer Leonard Marjoribanks
Doctor Arthur Binn
Glad Trimble
Florence 'Flo' Castle
Bridget Madderley
Wilfred Haines, Ship's Cook
Sam Turner, Barman
Drunk Passenger
Jenkins
Young Officer
Nervous Steward
Young Man
Tom Tree
Large Man
Cook
Passenger
Second Cook
Bride
Shapely Miss
Sailor
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