Professors Vrooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the story ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.
Professor Anna Vooshka
Professor Roland Crump
Arthur Upmore
Major Leep
Ernie Bragg
Daphne Barnes
Fred Ramsden
Henry Barnes
Sylvia Ramsden
Linda Upmore
Joe Baxter
Norma Baxter
Vera Bragg
The Dean
Sandra
Mrs Rowan
Nudist
Carol
Landlord
Doctor
Bob
Clive
Sally
Maureen
Veronica
Electrician
Nurse
Barman
Man with salad
Woman with salad
Painter
Student with ice cream
Lady in low-cut dress
Man in Caravan (uncredited)
Director
Writer
Costume Design
Sound Recordist
Camera Operator
Hairdresser
Sound Recordist
Assistant Director
Music
Makeup Artist
Set Dresser
Cinematography
Production Manager
Second Assistant Director
Producer
Editor