Danny Tucker: Kung Fu Master

"A three-nippled cousin...a toilet-trapped dad...and a golden destiny from your mom."

In a small Midwestern town, lazy kung-fu instructor, Danny Tucker, with a passion for creating his own martial-arts titled "Tucker-Fu" is severely overshadowed by his eccentric father and cousin. Until Danny is pointed in the direction of a local talent show, to win the respect of his family and the town…that is if his cousin Contra or his deadbeat father has anything to say about it....