Don't Give Up the Ship
"The Funniest Story of High-Seas Hilarity Ever to Set Audiences Adrift in Helpless Hysteria!"
The Navy expects a veteran to pay for the ship he commanded, as they have no record of its return.


John Paul Steckler I / John Paul Steckler IV / John Paul Steckler VII

Ens. Rita J. Benson

Prudence Trabert Steckler

Stan Wychinski

Vice Adm. Philo Tecumseh Bludde

Congressman Mandeville

Mrs. Trabert

Lt. Cmdr. Farber

Adm. Rogers

Cmdr. Cross
Cmdr. Craig

Lt. Bond

Lt. Ward

Dugan
Asian Crewman (uncredited)
Officer (uncredited)
Story

Director
Screenplay
Screenplay

Screenplay
Grip
Art Direction
Sound Recordist

Costume Design
Sound Recordist
Associate Producer

Makeup Supervisor
Hair Supervisor
Art Direction

Producer

Assistant Director
Dialogue Coach
Set Decoration

Original Music Composer

Second Unit Director
Director of Photography

Set Decoration
Special Effects