Don't Go Near the Water
"THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!"
Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.
Cast
Glenn Ford
Lt. J.G. Max Siegel
Gia Scala
Melora Alba
Earl Holliman
Adam Garrett
Anne Francis
Lt. Alice Tomlen
Keenan Wynn
Gordon Ripwell
Fred Clark
Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash
Eva Gabor
Deborah Aldrich
Russ Tamblyn
Ens. Tyson
Jeff Richards
Lt. Ross Pendleton
Mickey Shaughnessy
Farragut Jones
Howard Smith
Admiral Junius Boatwright
Romney Brent
Mr. Alba - Melora's Father
Mary Wickes
Janie
Jack Straw
Lt. Cmdr. Gladstone
Robert Nichols
Lt. Cmdr. Hereford
John Alderson
Lt. Cmdr. Diplock
Jack Albertson
Rep. George Jansen
Charles Watts
Rep. Arthur Smithfield
Mike Steen
Marine Orderly (uncredited)
Crew
Charles Walters
Director
Bronislau Kaper
Original Music Composer
Lawrence Weingarten
Producer
Robert J. Bronner
Cinematography
Hugh Hunt
Set Decoration
Dorothy Kingsley
Writer
George Wells
Writer
Helen Rose
Costume Design
William Brinkley
Novel
Adrienne Fazan
Editor
Urie McCleary
Art Direction
William Tuttle
Makeup Artist
William A. Horning
Art Direction
Edwin B. Willis
Set Decoration
Sydney Guilaroff
Hairstylist
Wesley C. Miller
Recording Supervision
John Truwe
Makeup Artist
Lee LeBlanc
Special Effects
Al Jennings
Assistant Director
A. Arnold Gillespie
Special Effects
John Lipow
Sound Editor
Kendrick Kinney
Sound Editor