The Conners
"Still putting the pieces together."
This iconic family—Dan, Jackie, Darlene, Becky and D.J.—grapples with parenthood, dating, an unexpected pregnancy, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.
Season 5
New beginnings and unexpected challenges arise. Darlene and Ben, along with Jackie and Neville, embark on joint honeymoons, leading to comedic mishaps. The family navigates evolving relationships, career changes, and the ever-present trials of daily life in Lanford.
1. Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
8.0Sep 21, 2022 · 22 minIn an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.
2. Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
6.0Sep 28, 2022 · 22 minJackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.
3. Driving, Dating and Deceit
7.0Oct 5, 2022 · 22 minMark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past.
4. Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
7.0Oct 12, 2022 · 22 minWhen a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
5. A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
8.0Oct 19, 2022 · 22 minProblems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan’s back pain.
6. Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
6.0Oct 26, 2022 · 22 minIt’s Halloween at the Conners, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene’s new neighborhood.
7. Take This Job and Shove It Twice
6.5Nov 2, 2022 · 22 minDarlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.
8. Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
6.0Nov 16, 2022 · 22 minIt’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipate
9. Crumbs and Couch Surfers
6.0Nov 30, 2022 · 22 minDarlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.
10. The Dog Days of Christmas
6.5Dec 7, 2022 · 22 minDan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.
11. Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
6.0Jan 11, 2023 · 22 minThe death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.
12. Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
6.7Jan 18, 2023 · 22 minDarlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.
13. New Pipes and Old Secrets
6.7Feb 8, 2023 · 23 minDarlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
14. Adding Insult to Injury
6.7Feb 15, 2023 · 22 minDarlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
15. Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
6.7Feb 22, 2023 · 22 minHarris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
16. Hiding In and Moving Out
6.0Mar 1, 2023 · 22 minHarris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
17. The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
6.0Mar 8, 2023 · 22 minMark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
18. Road Trip and Guilt Trip
6.0Mar 15, 2023 · 22 minDan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
19. Text Thread and the Marital Bed
6.7Apr 5, 2023 · 22 minLouise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.
20. What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
6.7Apr 19, 2023 · 22 minDarlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.
21. Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
7.3Apr 26, 2023 · 22 minNeville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
22. The Grad Finale
7.3May 3, 2023 · 23 minAs Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.