Going Dutch
"All frills. No drills."
After an epically unfiltered rant, an arrogant, loudmouth U.S. Army Colonel is reassigned to the Netherlands, where he is punished with a command position at the least important army base in the world.


To celebrate Major Shah's twenty years of distinguished service in the U.S. Army, the Colonel plans a boy's camping trip. However, the nature retreat takes a turn when the Colonel learns Shah is considering retiring and General Davidson invites himself to join.