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Hello Internet! Welcome to STYLE THEORY, where beauty is a science. Suit up and come along as we answer fashion’s most important questions: Is your makeup poisonous? Could a high heel actually kill someone? And how do the Hulk’s pants even stay on? Our closet is FULL of theories, so prepare to explore the world of style, trends, and fashion in a whole new way! Subscribe, because the best way to look is smart.

17. Your Clothes Can Predict the FUTURE!

Your Clothes Can Predict the FUTURE!
0.0May 18, 2023 · 15 min

Hey Theorists, how short are your pants? Are they as short as Pedro Pascal’s shorts at the 2023 Met Gala? Or as long as Rihanna’s flowing Valentino Haute Couture gown? Well take a good look because your answer may determine whether we’re actually in an economic recession or time of prosperity. But, wait… how is that possible? Your shorts can’t ACTUALLY predict the future, can they? Hang on to those short shorts because we’re about to find out!