The Cleaner
After CSI have done their stuff, the cleaner mops up the grisly remains. For Wicky, a bloodbath and the pub is all in a day's work.


It’s Christmas Day, and crime scene cleaner Wicky is looking forward to Weasel’s Christmas raffle at the pub. First prize: an actual horse. All that stands in his way is a blood-soaked crime scene in an ice cream parlour and a regular customer who isn’t going to let a little thing like a murder stop him from getting the perfect peach melba ice cream.