The Ninth
0.0EndedComedy

The Ninth

Why the hell would you want to play for the Toronto Boxsprings? They’re a bad team in a lousy inter-county league. They’re owned by a crappy discount mattress store. Even their locker room sucks - stuck in the leaky basement of a local dive bar.

2. Strikeout

0.0May 16, 2019

A big swing and a miss by Noname leads to a night of ugly whiffs. Both Messy Jessie and Juicebox fail to bag Chip. Cash, Noname, and Éclair compete to get a hot girl's number.